Tony

Eh, Tony -did you kill that motherfucker?
In Marlon Brandos voice, the Godfather.

But no, it's Tony Blair

snip, snip

"The school had a rule that you had to get your hair cut four times a term. He didn't like this, as the fashion at the time was for long hair. So Tony very cleverly went in on the first four days of the summer term and had four haircuts. Tick, tick, tick, tick. So that meant when anybody said to him, 'You should have a haircut', he said, 'I've already had them, sir.'"

Much in the same way he told us the 'truth' about Iraq.

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