conspiracy theory

Let me tell you about Isaac Newton, he was a standup guy. He lived a really long time ago in a place called england, and he looked at the stars and the planets and wondered why they were moving. And then an apple dropped on his head. A-ha! He said. Big things attract small things, or things attract each other. I'll call it the law of attraction he thought. Nah, people will think I'm poet... Why don't I just say that things gravitate towards each other. Yes, that's nice -universal gravitation.

Look here if you don't believe me:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton

but you might not find them very credible, you'll have a hard time calling *these* guys' credibility into question:

http://www.britannica.com/eb/article-9108764/Sir-Isaac-Newton

They too agree on universal gravitation.

Now, to my knowledge there are only two kinds of people who do not believe in unversal gravitation, the evidence after all -is all around us.

Einstein and his quantum crew say they do not understand gravity and maybe it's drawing 80% of the universes energy into another dimension. That's fine, keep theorizing guys you'll get it right some day. This is called the "standard theory".

Then there's a group of american christians who say that everything stays on the ground because god wants it to be there. Does this mean that everytime I jump I defy the will of god, and for a brief while -overpowers him? God knows [fnis Ed.].
Anyway, this is called(don't laugh -it's true) "intelligent falling", sounds like the new show from the people who did Jackass.

So where do you stand?

Do you think universal gravitation really exist? Go deep in yourself 'cause the answer is really important.



For all practical intents and purposes virtually all engineers of macroscopic objects use newtons laws. They calculate how strong buildings are to be, how many degrees a curve on the highway is, how much pressure I'm likely to apply as I hit the keys of my keyboard. The tensile strength of the golden gate bridge.

And as the building I'm sitting in now demonstrates by not falling down -it works.

So let's get down to business. Newton states that everything accelerates 9.82 meters per second in freefall.

Now go download a a videoclip of the WTC falling and time it. Download lot's of different recordings to be sure.

Calculate how close to freefall the building is falling.

Now download the discovery channel documentary on the construction of the WTC. Notice how solid it. Take note of the engineers' figures. Look at the fire protection scheme.

Now get statistical evidence on skyscraper fires and catastrophes. Notice the exact number of how many has fallen down up and until now -let me help you -it's zero.

Collate your data.

Congratulations -you have just created a conspiracy theory implicating the american government.

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