the problem with environmentalists

is that they are against energy conversion.

oil: puts out too much co2
gas: puts out too much co2
wind: kills birds, are too ugly
coal: puts out too much co2
solar: the production method of the panels puts out too many toxins
hydro: destroys rivers and local ecosystems
ocean wave: destroys local ecosystems
micro wave: kills birds
fission: puts out too much radiation
helium3: creates a big scar in an endless, literally lifeless desert; transport pollution
fusion: I'm sure they'll find *something*.
breathing: puts out too much co2
eating: puts out too much methane

did i forget something?

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